Train Approved!

FOR IMMEDIATE DISTRIBUTION ON ALL NETWORKS

written by Gabriel Komisar

The New Railway From Tinaris-Mal To Ariaris-Mal Has Received Its First Permission From BOSCO: THE SIXTEEN LEGGED HOUND OF THE VALLEY.

This Permission Was Conditional On Participation In A Race Spanning The 50 Kilometer Length Of Track Through The Tinar Valley.

Our Little Locomotive Performed Admirably But Was No Match For Bosco Who Completed The Length Of Track In Several Minutes.

Sources At The Finish Line Say Bosco Curled Up Into A Large Spiral And Took A Short Nap Before Rousing And Turning Back To Run Alongside The Train.

Bosco Approved The Locomotive Despite Its Loss Of The Race, Marking His Blessing On The Caboose Before Galloping Into The Sunset.

Bosco Is One Of Twenty Guardians The Railway Will Need Permissions From In Order To Finish Construction.